Well now…look at YOU! This is Ice and The Face #180 -2.22.18- and it will scrub you in all those hard to reach places in your brain! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, show favorite, Tony Tedesco! Together, we lavishly regale you with chuckle-worthy musings while slurping down liquid antibiotics for safety and stomp dancing around the campfire, making merry and… Umm… anyway, we talk about such crotch-burning topics as: Scientists and cosplay sex, the new Joker, reptilian sex partners, top PornHub super hero searches, discrimination against alcoholics, pole dancers at the nursing home, scratch N sniff fried chicken cards, Kentucky Fried Quail, getting away on a stick-pony, authentic fire-alarm pulling, internal burning, letting go of the wheel, farts on a plane, AI Valentine’s Day terms of endearment, when counseling goes wrong, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
YES! This is Ice and The Face #172 -10.26.17- and it will sand your mind’s feet right down to the nubs! Tonight, we welcome our dear friend Tony Heronimous Tedesco! Together, we slog forth into the dreary doldrums of regular everyday living, shielding our eyes, skin drenched in bug spray, batting away at foul creatures hither and thither, just to bring you some truth serum on such wondrous hip topics as: Issues with chain mail, weird super powers, custom condom prints, manhood cozies, unique dating techniques, unsavory airline urination, diapered horses, the terrifying sound of human life, baby drains, baby pulp, arrested drenched in Vaseline, the wrong way to use Vick’s Vapo Rub, disrupting the flora, creating custom people, defecation burns, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening.
THIS is Ice and The Face #155 -5.26.17- and it is ready for a nice romantic evening at home with you and the misses. Tonight we walk, hand in hand in hand, with our magnanimous life-partner, Tony Tedesco, and take a soul-journey through the wasteland of human confusion and depravity, and in the end, climb to heights hitherto unclimbed. Join us as we reach climactic expanses of the human mind pit with such topics as: Stubble in HD, smelling your finger, used breast implants, plastic surgery on Ebay, male sex toys that are desert-ready, pubic hair stencils and fun, dead cats and used freezers, sex in ancient China, enlarged sperm necklaces, stealing security systems to cover nefarious behaviors, pumping your own gas and violence, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
Let’s go for a ride! Welcome to Ice and The Face #149 -4.6.17… hope you got your bug spray and tweezers! Tonight, we welcome returning guest and family favorite, Tony Tedesco! As we merrily breathe the toxic air with great abandon, we take turns identifying different stinks beneath a mushroom cloud of a new tomorrow, chuckling at the various origins and getting deep in the science of each normie topic, such as: Fun with fingertips, fun with hefting, Xena, insect…issues, a man who built a wife from scratch, vulgar slang from colonial times, twiddle diddles, Tyrannosaurus Rex foreplay you wouldn’t believe, the craziest apartment in Brooklyn, the Medieval turducken, crazy stuff about oats, safe words, KFC in the mail, and whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
HI! This is Ice and The Face #141 -1.26.17- and it will massage you where you need it most! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back wordsmith extraordinaire, Tony Tedesco! Together, we picnic beneath a burning sky, enjoying finger sandwiches among the decay of human reason. Afterwards, handsomely dressed, we power walk through the mall of a guaranteed doomed tomorrow to wax philosophical on such haunting topics as: Sex musk masks, restaurant discounts for seeing rats, bugs in the vinegar, body slamming mom for changing the channel, devolving crime science, mammal-appropriate sex toys, really bad sex advice, the eyeball licking trade, robbing a bank to escape your spouse, a man with 28 wives, a dong so big it’s life-destroying, school children and cocaine, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
Hey you! Good to see you! This is Ice and The Face #138 -12.30.16- and it is here to rub bacon grease all over your neck! Tonight, Rick and Sarah are once again joined by the prestigious Tony Tedesco. Together, we fight off rabid sea gulls, rip the tags off of pre-bought pillows, make a fire out of dead childhood dreams, and guffaw joyously whilst excavating a ton of truth on such burning topics as: Miller High Life bottles, chainsaw and genital mishaps, the right way to hang toilet paper, what’s going on with weather girls and goats, warm sex dolls made to order, a nagging hologram girlfriend, another guy sticking his junk where it don’t belong, the grandma police AKA the G-Unit, a sketchy impotence device, going to the store in Pennsylvania & waking up in Alabama, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, YOU walked into ours! THIS is Ice and The Face #127 -10.7.16- and it is here to soothe those itchy little bumps you’re so sillily worried about! Tonight, Sarah and Rick welcome back critically acclaimed guest, Tony Horonimous Tedesco! Together, we strap on our boxing gloves, holster several cans of highly destructive bug spray, eat testosterone boosters by the fistful, and slather our feet with essential oils for good measure to safely wade through the mudpit of human stuff to leak the truth on such premium topics as: Spending tens of thousands of dollars to look like David Beckham, crapping yourself in McDonald’s, abusing your get-out-of-jail for a day card, glitter and bodily fluids, un-unicorns and brides, exploding poo-boxes, Coors beer and cocaine, mass “exorcisms”, DWI’s gone crazy, sex robots that are warm in all the right places, the potential pitfalls of Stiff Bull coffee, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
GREETINGS! This is Ice & The Face #119 -8.12.16- and tonight Sarah and Rick are once again joined by Tony Tedesco! Together, we crush up some collaxion crystals, strap on the feedbags of stupid human activities, and we push some of the most important things you ever heard through a unique filter of flowery language and joyous banter that could only be described by onlookers as intellectual savage blind rage tamed only by utter confusion! Tonight, we dig down deep, to plow through the ins and outs of such pertinent topics as: Unwarranted hemorrhoid surgery, more on performance art, stolen penis pumps and identity, punishment by robot, bacon-nipples, horrors of uncleanliness, fine cashmere socks for your junk, grapple-hook disasters that effect all of us, mistaking cop cars for taxi cars, old-timey profanities, toddlers as weapons, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
Buenos Dias! THIS is Ice and The face #109 – 6.3.16 – and it will unclog all your holes with great efficiency! Tonight, Sarah and Rick welcome back repeat offender, Tony Tedesco of AWESOME TALK! and Full Fathom Five! Together, we sit on the edge of the lake of fire, and dip our toes into the searing heat of stupid human behaviors, whilst lugubriously mentally hunting and gathering nuggets of pristine truths on such gnarled and dastardly topics as: Licking cats, stupid questions googled most by your home state, breastfeeding deer, testosterone riddled infants, taking a dump in the self checkout, 19th century ailments requiring a trip to the mental institution, freezers for your loved ones sold cheap, romantic hair burning, Ted Cruz sex with Guy Fieri, ejaculating and pissing in cups, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
Oh HEY! This is Ice and The Face #105 -5.4.16- and it is here to cleanse your dirty wreaking insides! Tonight, Sarah and Rick are once again joined by one of our favorite guests, Tony Tedesco! Together, we put on our space suits, inject ourselves with truth serum, suckle on the dried out teets of the damned, and through an earthquake of chuckling, delve into such chief topics as: Deer and driver’s tests, the Human Centipede in high schools, the trials and tribulations of using the yucca root, two-headed cows and villagers, angel sex dolls, life’s turduckins, Guy-fi booths, leaving kids in the car to learn ’em good, penis extensions and good prices, and whole lot more! Thank you ALL very much for listening!