WHAT!? This is Ice and The Face #201 -12.27.18- and it drips HEAVY with the frying grease of dead chickens! Tonight, Rick and Sarah sort of welcome back to the show, Stonz! Together, we pull on our extra long rubber boots, stomp through the excrement of regular human life, and whilst gagging mightily, we scoop out the sinister truths on such wreaking topics as: Condom applicator designs, throwaway sex doll parts, the KFC yule log, food shaped like other food, chicken leg pants, people who pretend to be a bucket of chicken, faces in your hot dog meat slop, fun with a living headless chicken, fried chicken mouth spray, aerosol food spray, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
Well, ain’t it just the holidays tho?! Welcome to Ice and The Face #200 -11.23.18- NOT ONLY is this our TWO-HUNDREDTH EPISODE, but it’s ALSO Part 2 of our Thanksgiving Leftovers Special! Join us, as we fill our mouths and brains to bursting with anything and everything unhealthy, and chuckle warmly with us as crumbs of truth drop about everywhere in regards to such important topics as: Preparing human meat, sanitary pad juice, testicle filler injections, new uses for the taint, kids who bake their grandparent’s ashes into cookies, cookie skeletons, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
Happy Thanksgiving Part 1! This is Ice and The Face #199 -11.23.18- The Thanksgiving Leftovers Special: Part 1! Tonight, we gather around the carving table and welcome Stonz to feed with us in this two-parter holiday and celebration episode! Join us, as we don our bibs and feast on such gravy-laden topics as: Used and re-packaged condoms, a guy exposing himself in a celebratory manner at McDonald’s, Burger King nightmares, the inner circle, marrying junk around the house, illegal professional dart defense, when losing brain fluid means dinner is ruined, the Santa lie, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
Welcome home! This is Ice and The Face #197 -10.19.18- and it will swish around your guts with two fists whilst you laugh through your gurgling innards. And tonight, we welcome back, guest with the most frequent flyer mileage, Stonz! Together, we go up in the sky on a single engine plane, breathe in deep the increasingly toxic atmosphere, mutate, remove our parachutes, cross our fingers, smell them, and dive head first into such poignant topics as: Fun with fake ambulances, guys who set up street cones, street cone protection, dildo harassment, fun with a giant inflatable colon, water beds, break-up questionnaires, U-hauling coffins, clam-D-canes, Nebraska’s new slogan, donkey legislation, bankers who play hide-n-go seek at work, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
HI! This is Ice and The Face #195 -9.30.18- The International Podcast Day Special! Tonight, we are teamed up with Stonz to fill your life with a certain level of importance. Join us, as we trudge through the consistent nightmares of life, chuckling darkly as we bring you some perspective on such topics as: Condom expiration dates, Bluetooth sex dolls, actual cat burglars, googly eyes for fish, eyeball swapping, nether region tortoise finds, penis contouring, mouth farts, Thunder Mountain and kidney stones, a guy hit by a falling sheep, bee/humans hybrids, attacking robbers with dentures, the turpentine body cleanse, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
Good day! THIS is Ice and The Face #194 – 9.2.18! Tonight, we “welcome” back fellow surly world-hater, Stonz! Join us, as we pull on our hazmat suits and trudge forward through a world so stupidly perplexing, we nearly commit group ritual seppuku simply so we don’t have to exist in tandem with it! Jump around in a circle in your underwear while we riff on this and that, opening up your third eye to such important topics as: Condom testing, what constitutes “fleeing”, lally columns, fast food fish creations, cocaine and public wanking, fun with condiments, sex doll brothel pricing, nefarious dolphin behavior, political hopefuls visited by aliens, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
Here we go! This is Ice and The Face #193 -8.5.18- and it is here to examine all your head holes. Tonight, we are “fortunate” enough to have reoccurring guest, Stonz in the house! Woot. Join the three of us, as we camp beneath the stars, breathing in all the diseased air of humanity into our lungs just to yack out some deep insights on amazing topics for you… stuff like: Re-using condoms, issues with a fainting goat at a Walmart, stealing live sharks with strollers, raising money for Kylie Jenner, an Amish Uber, a fly who ruins a domino world record, a fecal emergency light for your car, faking crazy, meth years vs. regular years, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
YOU GOT THIS! Ice and The Face #191 -7.13.18- exists! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back fellow dystopian cynic, Stonz! Together, we grimace hard yet chuckle softly as we dissect the fabric of existence itself. Meld your mind with our words as we verbally run-punch our way through such topicky topics as: Alternate Willy Wonka plots, a literary porn parody of Catcher in the Rye, when your baby is too heavy to save, debris, poisoned food, issues with bath salts, when forgiveness is too much, dating someone who looks like you, calling the cops on yourself, how Hungry Man TV Dinners affect culture, deep fried elk fingers, obtuse ketchup usage, rights and wrongs of hot dogs, turning hair into meat, puking seagulls, the last Blockbuster, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
HI! This is Ice and The Face #189 -6.30.18- and it is here to put you in the car, and take you somewhere unfamiliar, and leave you there! Tonight, we kind of welcome back, reoccurring person on the show, Stonz! Together, we delve into the goings on in the world, and black out and overdose on the stupidity so badly, we don’t even know what happened. Listen, as we blather on such greasy topics as: Haunted sex walls, sock machines, sperm ghosts, a guy with exploding shoe cameras, haunted penises, Jurassic Wood, breaking into zoo gift shops, dessert onions, buddy Stonz, an abandoned house on wheels, upcycling, hot fun with bikes, weak dinosaurs, a fatberg museum exhibit, testicles in exchange for an air conditioner, plug-in lawnmowers, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
YEAH! This is Ice and The Face #187 -6.1.18- with somewhat special guest, Stonz! Tonight, we make our way through the pustular nightmares of the human world. While wading through the muck of the mystery fluids of life, we dive head first into such topics as: The explosive burial of William the Conqueror, foot condoms, foot fetish limits, dominance-farts and nipple pinching, weathered nipples, fish-skin vaginas, idiot cake-makers, nice-foot printed socks, tattoo artists who can’t spell, wedding llamas, donkey sealant, bi-sexual beetle misconceptions, selling your school on Craig’s List, a guy with a snake at Planet Fitness, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!