Tag Archive for stonz

Ice and The Face Ep. 197 Oct 19, 2018

Welcome home! This is Ice and The Face #197 -10.19.18- and it will swish around your guts with two fists whilst you laugh through your gurgling innards. And tonight, we welcome back, guest with the most frequent flyer mileage, Stonz! Together, we go up in the sky on a single engine plane, breathe in deep the increasingly toxic atmosphere, mutate, remove our parachutes, cross our fingers, smell them, and dive head first into such poignant topics as: Fun with fake ambulances, guys who set up street cones, street cone protection, dildo harassment, fun with a giant inflatable colon, water beds, break-up questionnaires, U-hauling coffins, clam-D-canes, Nebraska’s new slogan, donkey legislation, bankers who play hide-n-go seek at work, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 195 Sept 30, 2018

HI! This is Ice and The Face #195 -9.30.18- The International Podcast Day Special! Tonight, we are teamed up with Stonz to fill your life with a certain level of importance. Join us, as we trudge through the consistent nightmares of life, chuckling darkly as we bring you some perspective on such topics as: Condom expiration dates, Bluetooth sex dolls, actual cat burglars, googly eyes for fish, eyeball swapping, nether region tortoise finds, penis contouring, mouth farts, Thunder Mountain and kidney stones, a guy hit by a falling sheep, bee/humans hybrids, attacking robbers with dentures, the turpentine body cleanse, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 194 Sept 2, 2018

Good day! THIS is Ice and The Face #194 – 9.2.18! Tonight, we “welcome” back fellow surly world-hater, Stonz! Join us, as we pull on our hazmat suits and trudge forward through a world so stupidly perplexing, we nearly commit group ritual seppuku simply so we don’t have to exist in tandem with it! Jump around in a circle in your underwear while we riff on this and that, opening up your third eye to such important topics as: Condom testing, what constitutes “fleeing”, lally columns, fast food fish creations, cocaine and public wanking, fun with condiments, sex doll brothel pricing, nefarious dolphin behavior, political hopefuls visited by aliens, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 193 Aug 5, 2018

Here we go! This is Ice and The Face #193 -8.5.18- and it is here to examine all your head holes. Tonight, we are “fortunate” enough to have reoccurring guest, Stonz in the house! Woot. Join the three of us, as we camp beneath the stars, breathing in all the diseased air of humanity into our lungs just to yack out some deep insights on amazing topics for you… stuff like: Re-using condoms, issues with a fainting goat at a Walmart, stealing live sharks with strollers, raising money for Kylie Jenner, an Amish Uber, a fly who ruins a domino world record, a fecal emergency light for your car, faking crazy, meth years vs. regular years, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 191 July 13, 2018

YOU GOT THIS! Ice and The Face #191 -7.13.18- exists! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back fellow dystopian cynic, Stonz! Together, we grimace hard yet chuckle softly as we dissect the fabric of existence itself. Meld your mind with our words as we verbally run-punch our way through such topicky topics as: Alternate Willy Wonka plots, a literary porn parody of Catcher in the Rye, when your baby is too heavy to save, debris, poisoned food, issues with bath salts, when forgiveness is too much, dating someone who looks like you, calling the cops on yourself, how Hungry Man TV Dinners affect culture, deep fried elk fingers, obtuse ketchup usage, rights and wrongs of hot dogs, turning hair into meat, puking seagulls, the last Blockbuster, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 189 June 30, 2018

HI! This is Ice and The Face #189 -6.30.18- and it is here to put you in the car, and take you somewhere unfamiliar, and leave you there! Tonight, we kind of welcome back, reoccurring person on the show, Stonz! Together, we delve into the goings on in the world, and black out and overdose on the stupidity so badly, we don’t even know what happened. Listen, as we blather on such greasy topics as: Haunted sex walls, sock machines, sperm ghosts, a guy with exploding shoe cameras, haunted penises, Jurassic Wood, breaking into zoo gift shops, dessert onions, buddy Stonz, an abandoned house on wheels, upcycling, hot fun with bikes, weak dinosaurs, a fatberg museum exhibit, testicles in exchange for an air conditioner, plug-in lawnmowers, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 187 June 1, 2018

YEAH! This is Ice and The Face #187 -6.1.18- with somewhat special guest, Stonz! Tonight, we make our way through the pustular nightmares of the human world. While wading through the muck of the mystery fluids of life, we dive head first into such topics as: The explosive burial of William the Conqueror, foot condoms, foot fetish limits, dominance-farts and nipple pinching, weathered nipples, fish-skin vaginas, idiot cake-makers, nice-foot printed socks, tattoo artists who can’t spell, wedding llamas, donkey sealant, bi-sexual beetle misconceptions, selling your school on Craig’s List, a guy with a snake at Planet Fitness, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 185 Apr. 29, 2018

AHOY! This is Ice and The Face #185 – 4.29.18! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back to the show, guest-like person, Stonz! Join us, and we dodge the shrapnel of normie living with Matrix like precision, slowing down the very worst of behaviors to a crawl, so we may point, bellow, and deliver to you and your hungry mind commentary on such steaming topics as: Superhero condoms, the actual lack of quicksand in the world, the world of miming, strange birthing circumstances, actual shadow protectors, spray food, a man and a horse and a bucket, upcycling, 1.2 million dollars in stolen fajitas, whether or not it’s normal to poop on a plate, pointed testicle tickling, a double jointed man fighting the police, swimming with crocodiles and bad stuff, when a ham fire goes wrong, whether or not farting is bullying, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 183 Apr. 7, 2018

BEHOLD! This is Ice and The Face #183 -4.7.18! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome returning guest-like person, Stonz! Together we stick and move, whilst trying to navigate our way through the rotten landscape of human behavior. Join us as we duck and cover ourselves from the shrapnel of the regular old awful world just to bring you the kind of sterling commentary you’d expect in times like these, focusing hard on such apocalyptic topics as: The condom challenge, when trying to impress your friends with a giant clam goes wrong, strange enzyme dangers, firefighter hats that burst into flames, placenta milkshakes, gender-reveal alligator parties, soft-shell crab dominance, family-cloth etiquette, quicksand issues, a guy who eats rug…like from the floor, bathroom fears, when clogging the toilet becomes vandalism, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 181 Mar. 8, 2018

Now that we are all here… THIS is Ice and The Face #181 -3.8.18- and it will rub your mind raw! Tonight, we sort of welcome back to the bar, special guest, Stonz! Join us, as we pull out all the stops, cross the lines, swing the pendulum in the other direction, and dawdle along mindlessly as we abusively inundate your mind with special words on such existing topics as: Lady Doritos, spiders with tails, incorrect uses for sex toys, when you do NOT need a sexpert, a man charged with running himself over, termite soldiers VS ant soldiers, senior citizens on the front lines, the term dumpster fire, fun with Imodium, The Tugrats, the KFC gravy shortage, defecating in a garbage bag, angry escaped sheep, peach pits, 54 human hands, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!