AHOY! This is Ice and The Face #185 – 4.29.18! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back to the show, guest-like person, Stonz! Join us, and we dodge the shrapnel of normie living with Matrix like precision, slowing down the very worst of behaviors to a crawl, so we may point, bellow, and deliver to you and your hungry mind commentary on such steaming topics as: Superhero condoms, the actual lack of quicksand in the world, the world of miming, strange birthing circumstances, actual shadow protectors, spray food, a man and a horse and a bucket, upcycling, 1.2 million dollars in stolen fajitas, whether or not it’s normal to poop on a plate, pointed testicle tickling, a double jointed man fighting the police, swimming with crocodiles and bad stuff, when a ham fire goes wrong, whether or not farting is bullying, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
BEHOLD! This is Ice and The Face #183 -4.7.18! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome returning guest-like person, Stonz! Together we stick and move, whilst trying to navigate our way through the rotten landscape of human behavior. Join us as we duck and cover ourselves from the shrapnel of the regular old awful world just to bring you the kind of sterling commentary you’d expect in times like these, focusing hard on such apocalyptic topics as: The condom challenge, when trying to impress your friends with a giant clam goes wrong, strange enzyme dangers, firefighter hats that burst into flames, placenta milkshakes, gender-reveal alligator parties, soft-shell crab dominance, family-cloth etiquette, quicksand issues, a guy who eats rug…like from the floor, bathroom fears, when clogging the toilet becomes vandalism, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
Now that we are all here… THIS is Ice and The Face #181 -3.8.18- and it will rub your mind raw! Tonight, we sort of welcome back to the bar, special guest, Stonz! Join us, as we pull out all the stops, cross the lines, swing the pendulum in the other direction, and dawdle along mindlessly as we abusively inundate your mind with special words on such existing topics as: Lady Doritos, spiders with tails, incorrect uses for sex toys, when you do NOT need a sexpert, a man charged with running himself over, termite soldiers VS ant soldiers, senior citizens on the front lines, the term dumpster fire, fun with Imodium, The Tugrats, the KFC gravy shortage, defecating in a garbage bag, angry escaped sheep, peach pits, 54 human hands, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
BINGO BANGO! This is Ice and The Face #179 -2.13.18- and it will pluck out all your painful brain splinters! Tonight, Rick and Sarah are…something, about Stonz joining us on the show! Together, we pack a picnic basket full of alcohol infused Reddi Whip, crisscross electrical tape over our nipples, and climb up on the back of a mighty giant eagle to safely soar over the land of human behavior and observe random societal brick-a-brack just to bring you important words on such soul gnawing topics as: Hot farts, new condom ideas, 18th century British slang, blind beauty pageant judges, a kid stuck in a claw machine, the kind of people who attract ghosts, a man banned from farms, when the face rejects the body, horse yoga, a surgeon who leaves his instruments behind, ISIS and bouncy castles, Denny’s wedding packages, Tantric Barney the Dinosaur, and a whole lot more! Thanks you all very much for listening!
YO YO! THIS is Ice and The Face #178 -1.18.18- and it will get your ears like you’re King Hamlet sleeping in an orchard! Tonight, Rick and Sarah somewhat welcome back repeat offender, Stonz! Join us, as we skip through the acid rain of everyday life, feeling relief as our skin slowly melts us to death as we address such wince-creating topics as: Condom musings, the Michelin Man’s reals name, a man who cemented his head in a microwave, what constitutes a “prank”, vibrator mistakes, other people’s computers, barking trains, dastardly squirrels, weird things stuck in body holes in 2017, weird mascot facts, dirty underwear in new pants, getting drunk on alcoholic gravy, fun with broom handles, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
YES! This is Ice and The Face #175 -11.25.17- The Thanksgiving Leftovers Special 2017! Tonight, Stonz pulls up a bar stool and joins us for an epic night of gluttony! Together, we skip merrily through the feathers of millions of dead turkeys, beating off marauders with ham bones and the fruit cakes of yore, and pouring hot gravy into our crotches, all to go a caroling our way into your dark hearts and eager minds with such decadent and sweet topics as: Condom stuff, Thanksgiving issues, fake store uniforms around the holidays, various camel odors, pooping out a living bug, avocado and your potential sex life, orgasms that make you blind, guns in church, a car lost for 20 years, Thanksgiving flavored Pringles, the KFC tent, American gravy waterfalls, selling your home because of aliens, padlocks and penile problems, nuts in your peanuts, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
Merry well! This is Ice and The Face #174 -11.19.17- and it will shake you clear out of existence! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, Stonz! Join us as we push through the war zone of everyday life, dodging stupidness splashing toward us from every direction, with nothing to live on but contaminated water and battery acid! By the end, our mutant genes soak up the toxic waste of normal life to expunge upon you laughable words on such glorious topics as: Global condom drone drops, penile sky writing, “corking” and Honeycrisp apples, apples in general, eating too much gum, farting criminals, would you like frogs with that, stupid pedals in cars, soot warts, ass lips and tongues, toddlers with legal firearms, the worst position in a human centipede, and whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
WOAH! Welcome to Ice and The Face #173! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, Stonz! Together, we march with very high knees through the cesspool of existence, guffawing at this and that, drinking vodka by the gallon just to cope, and basically just chuckle-farting our way through such mind-bending topics as: Testicular condoms, garbage people, a pool on the roof of a mini-van, KFC bath bombs, old funny medical procedures, wiping with corn cobs, a masturbating nose-picker, Wiki-How to Avoid Chiggers, weaponized Swiffers, attacking your dad whilst naked, a tooth growing in a woman’s nose, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
Hello, greasy younglings. Today we gather here to celebrate the release of episode #171 -10.19.17- of Ice and The Face, and with some choice meats and tender vittles, we climb the highest peaks of stupor and stare directly into the eyes of destiny. Along for the ride is our frozen trail marker, Stonz, ever pointing the way forward on this journey to the supposed “great” beyond, where, for three minutes, we become aware of our own shitty, unremarkable lives. Join us, as we spelunk deep inside the caves of the regular world where we uncover the sick truths of such incredible topics as: Being frozen for a million years, fun with dead bodies on Mount Everest, cave people voices, the moments after sweet death, eating placentas, heavy breathing, people eating your waste, bathroom stories from Nashville, escaping your nagging significant other by fading into the forest, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
YES! THIS is Ice and The Face #167 -9.16.17- and it is here to shake you and scream gibberish at your face until you pass out! Tonight, we, Rick and Sarah, pull on our flashiest and most fashionable banana leotards and funkify your evening. Skipping merrily beside us is our blindest friend, Stonz. So strap yourselves in to your roomiest pillow fort and get ready to be whisked away to a miserable world full of whimsy and also depressing topics such as: Sea creatures vs land creatures, emotionless living, butter knife booby traps, a blob of fat and garbage in the sewer, legal farting, rough-housing and horsing around, problems with feces on dates, shooting at hurricanes, nose jobs gone wrong, eating pigeons, cockroach milk, sharks in the basement, breast milk, adventures at the urinal, motel living, extremely long eyelashes, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!