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Ice and The Face Ep. 150 April 16, 2017 – The Easter Time Jubilee

This is Ice and The Face #150 – 4.16.17 – The Easter Time Jubilee. On this bizarre holiday, Sarah and Rick decide to crouch behind the bushes of normie life, and watch as folks damn near murder one another over chocolate eggs. It’s a real funny time. After the Easter Time slayings slow to a gentle screaming stop, we shuffle through topic after topic in our Sunday best, skipping and whistling tunes about such hot goings-on as: Easter and all that goes with that, Peeps, headless & footless chickens, fast food conspiracies, Pan-Cake drink, kickball problems, human nutrition facts, tongue ice pops, when releasing doves goes all wrong, a nurdle of toothpaste, owning a house vs living in an apartment, angry clowns, an unfortunate knit shark blanket, and whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 146 March 14, 2017

There you are! Welcome to Ice and The Face #146 – 3.14.17! Tonight, Sarah and Rick swim through the chunky sewage of human behavior, only to boldly wash up on the shores of the sad and confused. After peeling our skin off and waiting for new to grow back, covered in bucket loads of hand-sanitizer, we navigate through the jungles of insanity to merrily harvest the truths of such epic topics as: Avatars of your dead loved ones, a woman who birthed 69 children, real doll sex toy rental prices, vending machines from around the world, honoring the dead with fireworks, when turning yourself in goes wrong, Pizza Hut shoes, blue cheese chunks, fun with mailbox slots, a cow in the road, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

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Ice and The Face Ep. 137 Dec. 26, 2016

Ho ho ho. This is Ice and The Face #137 -12.26.16- The Christmas …Our Darkest Hour… Special! Tonight, we get our jollies on by skipping through the normie moments that make the holidays seem so blindingly bright! Together, we shield the brains of the world from nuclear rays of WTF by translating actual human behaviors in such a way that your mind doesn’t melt all the way down to a stupid soup! We reveal the shocking truths of such cheery and ho-ho-ho-holiday appropriate topics as: Santa shacking up in the right place, fun with cats, race horses on crystal meth, jockeys, how to score your husband in 1939, when sex toys save the day, bones in bones, common Christmas injuries, standing still so long you need the emergency room, paying to look like someone you don’t like, Tupac in church for Christmas by accident, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 136 Dec. 20, 2016

HEY! I didn’t see you there! THIS is Ice and The Face #136 -12.20.16- and it will violently tear ALL your band-aids off with great speediness! Tonight, Sarah and Rick huff the breathing air of the normies, and, shielding ourselves from stupidity so toxic it will literally makes your skin melt, we hunker down beneath the smog of human excrement to dig up the rancid stinking truths of such salient and wonderful topics as: Bad disguises, penis arms, hiding contraband in stomach folds and all that comes with that, anus arms, South Carolina all up in your business, trinkets for Christmas, Burger King for Christmas, testicle arms again, frozen CPR mannequins, Russian reality television, wearing horns on your ID, things you can do to APPEAR smarter, a swat team who surrounded an empty house and yelled at it for 7 hours, waking up in the morgue, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 134 Nov. 28, 2016

Why hello! THIS is Ice and The Face #134 -11.28.16- The Thanksgiving Leftovers Special, and it is here to protect you from all that crazy crap you’re hiding from everyone! Tonight, Sarah and Rick embark on a magical journey, and armed with cheap hairspray, a lighter, two alien walnuts, and a shriveled turkey neck yanked straight from the cavity, we make merry and get jolly smackin’ around this and that about intense burning topics such as: The butterball Thanksgiving hotline, a turkey from 1969, new family traditions, sperm smoothies, the friend zone, $20,000 craft beer and dead squirrels, Thanksgiving in Paris, flip-flop cowboy boots, boiled eggs for sex, potatoes in the mail, kids’ toys gone crazy, unsuspecting dead bodies in hotel rooms, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 132 Nov. 14, 2016

WOAH! This is Ice and The Face #132 -11.14.16- and it is here to burn down your blanket fort! Tonight, Sarah and Rick, wearing matching plaid ballet slippers, tip-toe gallantly into the cavern of normies, and armed to the teeth with an Autoblow 2 and some stale Pop-Tarts, we get stuck in the inexplicable, logic-defying spiderweb of human behavior to shed the light of truth on such reality-bending topics as: Swole bulls, drinking from menstrual cups, food from the ’70’s, a man digging his own grave, unfortunate events involving wedding rings, a torn testicle, George Bush’s paintings, backseat meth labs, two fronted sex dolls, chucking crap over a prison wall, fun with grapes, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 131 Nov. 7, 2016

Why hello! THIS is Ice and The Face #131 -11.7.16- and it is here to bleed the feet of our dumpster fire of a reality! Tonight, Rick and Sarah perch on high for the best seat in the global house, armed with Cheetos, squeeze cheese, expired Go-gurt tubes, AND wearing matching bedazzled short jorts! Together, we picnic beneath the darkest of mushroom clouds to laugh gaily at the endless plumes of smoke excreted by humanity from down below, and in the plumes we decode the harsh truths on such damning topics as: Condom-inspired ideas, mansplaining, men getting boob jobs for work, the mannequin challenge, frustrated goat banging, seductive horses, divine pregnancy on Dr. Phil, methed-up kitchen rappers, artificial garbage holes for your body, angry squirrel attacks, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 129 Oct. 23, 2016

Hello! This is Ice and The Face #129 -10.23.16- and it is here to shmear hot butter on your neck and elsewhere! Tonight, Sarah and Rick wander into the back yard of humanity and reach deep down into a mysterious hole in the ground, and with fists squishing around, we dig out a plethora of information tailored to the most primal parts of your brain and elsewhere, and wiggle them around sloppily in your face to give you an up close and personal look at such dainty topics as: Troubles with moose, testicles, pain-memories, wiping deep, passing gas illegally, the exorcist shortage, grown men in diapers…voluntarily, saving imaginary dogs, court in the 1200’s, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 128 Oct. 16, 2016

Well, look at you! This is Ice and The Face #128 -10.16.16- and it is here to take care of those pesky tufts of hair you can’t reach! Tonight, Sarah and Rick wrap themselves in rubber blankets and venture into what can only be described as a twisted candy land, pouring with the acid rain of inexplicable human choices, only to reimmerge with the best perspective on such incomprehensible topics as: Dead people watching you have sex, urine facials, moms crying over rap music, sweating robots, bottom of the face…robots, a guy who interrupted bears mid-coitus, masturbating to stay awake, back shaving, disappointing messages in bottles, 911 operators who DGAF, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 126 Sept. 30, 2016

AWW YEAH! Happy International Podcast Day! THIS is Ice and The Face #126 -9.30.16- and it is here to blow your tube socks off your foot corns! Tonight, Rick and Sarah celebrate this joyous holiday by slipping on our favorite camouflage Crocs with matching fanny-packs to preparedly skip through a forest of idiotic human behavior! Listen, as we stand in aw of the severe lack of logic and intelligence bestowed upon the earth by beings who consider themselves “superior” whilst exploring the seedy underbelly of such incredible topics as: Demons in your clothes, losing a body in your own home, snakes and silicone, squirrel-hunting gone wrong, intestines on your carry-on, vaginal facial masks, spiders in the toilet, fondling breasts to predict the future, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!