Hello creatures of Earth, and welcome to the germ-infested episode #169 of Ice and The Face on 10.6.17! Tonight we saddle-up our most diseased microbes, ride the human waste fields of this sad and miserable Earth-sewer, and, after a long and arduous journey, declare ourselves victorious atop the cesspool of human misery with cupcakes and helium balloons. On tonight’s episode, we take you on a romp hither and thither with such mind-blowing topics as: Fun with sauerkraut, Big Foot Juice, Candle-Day accidents, questionable bank robbery, old school social niceties, the ins and outs of saying god bless you, Xena the Warrior Princess and baths, hand-written letters, digging up graves for treasures, covered wagon etiquette, graveyard real estate, respect for the anus, wiping with too much enthusiasm, toothbrushes and toilets, how aliens would see humans, hacking smart butt plugs, stealing breast milk, strangers eating your waste, fun with severed hands, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
HI! This is Ice and The Face #165 -8.16.17- and it is here to pick your mind-scabs! Tonight, Rick and Sarah, grab some shovels, wear bullet proof vests, and venture out into the jungles of normie-land. With our Rambo knives at the ready, we dig deep through the wet mud and mystery-dung of human behavior, gagging and dry heaving, to bring you some lighthearted this and that on such burning and itching topics as: Lift-tip contraception, unique bathroom troubles, blaming groundhogs for nefarious behavior, John Ritter’s testicles, a bear who stole a Subaru, police helicopters and nude people, burning your house down to get rid of bees, opiates and Pizza Hut, robberies gone wrong, Taco Bell Tabasco Pop Rocks, butt tubes for fireworks, Donkey sex diseases, doughnut burgers, mishaps shaving your nether region, married unknowing biological twins, strip club buffets, banging coconuts, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
Hello! This is Ice and The Face #160 -7.7.17- and tonight Sarah and Rick un-stick themselves from the flypaper of life in order to rearrange your most disgusting thoughts into a more manageable series of horrible memories. Join us on this light-hearted romp through the nether regions of the human condition, and you too will understand the path to true enlightenment is a hop skip, and a frolic away. Bathe your basted mind-meats in such topics as: Frolicking, the female condom, splinters in toilet paper, vegetable abuse, heat resistant cows, human hump beer, driverless police cars, self-driving car that hate kangaroos, eating other people to cure diabetes, gluttony, stroking your mom’s leg hair, peeing in the sink, grandma slapping, beating up a sex robot of yourself, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
YES! You came! This is Ice and The Face #158 -6.19.17- and it is here to throw hot sand into your mind’s eye! 😀 Tonight, Rick and Sarah join hands and go spelunking into the dank dark earth caves of normie life! Wearing hats with lights on them and swatting away the occasional bat, we do our best to wax philosophical on a laundry list of normie behaviors ranging all the way from hither to thither. Examples include: Cheap robot priests, why there’s no Uncle Day, shutting up your kids with potatoes, the intricacies of free-balling, testicles with love handles, shotguns that blast cereal, trying to make a quick get-away in first gear, Ken Ham’s stupid ark, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
Well look at YOU! THIS is Ice and The Face #157 -6.12.17- and it will bleed your mind’s feet until the demons have been exorcised! Tonight, Rick and Sarah huddle beneath a giant black storm cloud of normie activities and stand in absolute AWE, shielding ourselves with an iron umbrella, peeking out occasionally with eyes wide to subject our minds to the horrors of normie living in order unveil the dark truths on such jubilant topics as: Modest penises, politician porn preferences, issues with coughing, accidentally fighting crocodiles to impress girls, home dentistry at Wal-Mart, goose poop at Disney Land, Pirate Joe’s VS Trader Joe’s, habits that lead to break ups, professional fish hit men, emotional support attack dogs, people TOO excited for warm Bud Light, “underwater bridges”, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
This is Ice and The Face #150 – 4.16.17 – The Easter Time Jubilee. On this bizarre holiday, Sarah and Rick decide to crouch behind the bushes of normie life, and watch as folks damn near murder one another over chocolate eggs. It’s a real funny time. After the Easter Time slayings slow to a gentle screaming stop, we shuffle through topic after topic in our Sunday best, skipping and whistling tunes about such hot goings-on as: Easter and all that goes with that, Peeps, headless & footless chickens, fast food conspiracies, Pan-Cake drink, kickball problems, human nutrition facts, tongue ice pops, when releasing doves goes all wrong, a nurdle of toothpaste, owning a house vs living in an apartment, angry clowns, an unfortunate knit shark blanket, and whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
There you are! Welcome to Ice and The Face #146 – 3.14.17! Tonight, Sarah and Rick swim through the chunky sewage of human behavior, only to boldly wash up on the shores of the sad and confused. After peeling our skin off and waiting for new to grow back, covered in bucket loads of hand-sanitizer, we navigate through the jungles of insanity to merrily harvest the truths of such epic topics as: Avatars of your dead loved ones, a woman who birthed 69 children, real doll sex toy rental prices, vending machines from around the world, honoring the dead with fireworks, when turning yourself in goes wrong, Pizza Hut shoes, blue cheese chunks, fun with mailbox slots, a cow in the road, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
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Ho ho ho. This is Ice and The Face #137 -12.26.16- The Christmas …Our Darkest Hour… Special! Tonight, we get our jollies on by skipping through the normie moments that make the holidays seem so blindingly bright! Together, we shield the brains of the world from nuclear rays of WTF by translating actual human behaviors in such a way that your mind doesn’t melt all the way down to a stupid soup! We reveal the shocking truths of such cheery and ho-ho-ho-holiday appropriate topics as: Santa shacking up in the right place, fun with cats, race horses on crystal meth, jockeys, how to score your husband in 1939, when sex toys save the day, bones in bones, common Christmas injuries, standing still so long you need the emergency room, paying to look like someone you don’t like, Tupac in church for Christmas by accident, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
HEY! I didn’t see you there! THIS is Ice and The Face #136 -12.20.16- and it will violently tear ALL your band-aids off with great speediness! Tonight, Sarah and Rick huff the breathing air of the normies, and, shielding ourselves from stupidity so toxic it will literally makes your skin melt, we hunker down beneath the smog of human excrement to dig up the rancid stinking truths of such salient and wonderful topics as: Bad disguises, penis arms, hiding contraband in stomach folds and all that comes with that, anus arms, South Carolina all up in your business, trinkets for Christmas, Burger King for Christmas, testicle arms again, frozen CPR mannequins, Russian reality television, wearing horns on your ID, things you can do to APPEAR smarter, a swat team who surrounded an empty house and yelled at it for 7 hours, waking up in the morgue, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!