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Ice and The Face Ep. 133 Nov. 17, 2016

YE-YAY! This is Ice and The Face #133 -11.17.16- and it is here to deal with that rash spreading all over your life! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back the master of SuperTMH2.com, John Diptherious Lacki! Together, we traverse the empty dessert of human reason, armed with a leaky Supersoaker 500, a thermos full up with the blood of our enemies, and some very posh draperies, and we assume our ultimate form to uncover the hardcore truths on such in-yer-face topics as: Axe body spray in your mouth, Coca Cola selfie bottles, a woman preggers twice in ten days, sperm with capes, cockroach testicles, dissolving humans, a weatherman who’s an arsonist, an unfortunate mouse, detrimental penis holes, the formerly brain dead, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 120 Aug. 18, 2016

What the dilly, yo! THIS is Ice & The Face #120 -8.18.16- and tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back the czar of SuperTMH2.com, John Diptherious Lacki! Together, we strap on some feedbags, pull on our g-strings with matching cleats, tie some dead squirrels to our belt-loops, close our eyes and swing sticks around whilst maniacally crying slash laughing into the chasm of stupidity, hoping our minds escape the dumbness of such steamy topics as: The chork vs. the spork, manly scents, folks who live as dolls, testicle-biting fish, having cars chronically crash into your house, the Russian mosquito festival, vaginal stoppers, kite strings and broken glass, potato assault, diapered monkeys fighting Walmart employees, a guy who thought he was dating Katy Perry online, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 112 June 23, 2016

jlackiGuess what? THIS is Ice and The Face #112 -6.23.16- and it is here to give you a pickle tickling you won’t soon forget! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back John Diptherious Lacki of SuperTMH2.com & AWESOME TALK! for some dainty yet razor sharp musings! As a team, we strap our goin-out merkins to the outsides of our plaid knickers, slide into the latest glow-in-the dark keds, unbutton the top three buttons of our silk shirts, and run as fast as we can face-first into the brick wall of human insanity to nearly black out on such ludicrous topics as: The ins and out of Fellatio/Coffee shops, pets haphazardly in YOUR sexy situations, banging the road, bodily issue names, chopping yer friends sausage off, mini-pecker and spotted porn, methamphetamine jolly ranchers for kids, filing a restraining order against God, getting your implants popped by an ornery kangaroo, vacuum innovations, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 106 May 11, 2016

Ice and The Face and John LackiHIYA! This is Ice and The Face #106 -5.11.16- and it is here to throw some fuel on this dumpster fire we call LIFE! Tonight, Rick and Sarah are once again joined by Playboy magazine favorite and overlord of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! Together, we strap on our high heeled boots, tie on our C-strings, fill our mouths with broken glass shards, and jubilantly skip through a minefield of such stunning topics as: Ted Cruise in porn, cops who live-tweet, outdated swear terms, selling your nipples and belly button on ebay, mutated sex toys, how to wash your dirty hands properly, America: The Beer, eating corn without ripping your scalp off, farting to fix that pesky heroin addiction, and a whole lot more! Thank you ALL very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings

Ice and The Face Ep. 100 March 29, 2016

Good day! This is Ice and The Face EPISODE #100 – 3.29.16 and it is pumped up and here to learn ya! To celebrate this milestone episode, Rick and Sarah are joined by a special trio of wise men if you will… Tony Tedesco, Stonz, and John Lacki…IN THAT ORDER! Together, we pull on our assless Power Rangers costumes, scrape away at pineapple rinds, drink the nectar of the Gods above, and slowly become slumped over as we aimlessly drift through the wafting scent of the rotting hides of such putrid topics as: Holiday porn, hiding feces in your purse, real live bulls just playing soccer, the sport of Aquarium Designing, semen and goldfish, 3D painting and the roads you drive on, snorting coke while having sex against nuclear weapons, funeral homes that just said oh screw it, defecating in police cars and also chili, and a whole LOT more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 95 Feb. 24, 2016

Oh hey, c’mon in! Welcome to Ice and The Face #95 – 2.24.16! Tonight, Sarah and Rick welcome AWESOME TALK! veteran and overlord of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki back for some beers and soul-damning laughterings. It was on this stormy night, we sharpened our axes, fixed our head hair in pigtails, powdered our genitals, and hump-thrusted our way through such fundamentally essential topics as: Questions you haven’t even thought to ask, the good news, overrated religious texts, flipping your wife’s switch, go-nowhere touching, loving even when you don’t, sexting the wrong loved one, the genius of Crispin Glover and the Boof, clearing a drain pipe full up with bodies, hardcore porn at funerals, the black market Make-A-Wish Foundation, and a whole lot more! Thank you ALL very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings

 

Ice and The Face Ep. 87 Dec. 30, 2015

AND with the new year upon us, Ice and The Face #87 -12.30.15- descends! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome John Lacki of SuperTMH2.com and AWESOME TALK! back to the show for some quick wittedness and other! Together, we heavily drench ourselves in bug spray, tie garbage bags to our hands and feet, keep our cyanide pills at the ready, and hold our breath enduring such putrid, stinking, rancid talking-points like: Walmart people, exploding “hover” boards, eating chicken and shooting meth in Walmart, broken penises, hot dog statues, fisting parties, cell phones and cliff danger, Margaret Thatcher, pregnancy mishaps and fruitless ventures, and a whole lot more! Happy New Year and thank you ALL very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings

 

Ice and The Face Ep. 80 Nov. 12, 2015

Welcome to Ice and The Face #80 – 11.12.15! Tonight, Rick and Sarah give a warm welcome and some cold beer to our reoccurring guest: John Diptherious Lacki of SuperTMH2.com and AWESOME TALK! Together, we pull on our princess galoshes, pretty up our faces with make up, melt some butter, and cozy up on such noteworthy topics as: The trials and tribulations of being a pet psychic, man-buns by mail, singing and dancing tampons, nutsack backpacks, drug filled candy eggs up granny’s snizz, Shia LaBeouf tamagotchis, and a whole lot more! Thank you very much for listening!

 

Ice and The Face Ep. 74 Sept. 30, 2015

Happy International Podcast Day! Welcome to the Ice and The Face holiday special! Tonight, we celebrate Podcast Day with our good friend, John Lacki of SuperTMH2.com! Together, we strap on our finest glow in the dark Keds, tip-toe through the rancid burning puddle of human stupidity, and go to the door, selling delicious cookies of enlightenment, exploring such flavors as: Cosmo’s fall sex tips, weird sports you need to know about, public cheese humping, ghost limb orgasms, raccoons and breathalyzers, drinking booze out the head of a plastic baby, and a whole lot more! Thank you very much for listening! #hilarityoverfeelings