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Ice and The Face Ep. 170 Oct. 12, 2017

Well hey! Welcome to Ice and The Face #170 – 10.12.17! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back Twitter superstar, John Lacki! Together, we chug gallons and gallons of the sour cheeseballed up milk known as “our reality” and together, we raise an eyebrow or two at how it goes about its business. Join us, as we sway to and fro on such steaming topics as: Condom stuff, mustache stuff, nose hair extensions, ham crashing through a roof, frozen turkey fears, Guy Fieri swimsuits, violent unborn babies, kegel confusion, forgetting your kid in a corn maze, evading charges by just not being there, when monkeys don’t kill you, Bear Grylls VS Survivorman, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 161 July 13, 2017

Oh, hi there! THIS is Ice and The Face #161 -7.13.17- and it is here to reach that part you can’t reach! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back the overlord of TMH2.com, John Lacki! Together, we splash through the mud of everyday life, retching and giggling maniacally, pointing and commenting on this and that! And, as we dip and dodge past giant swooping insects of failure, we bring to you the rotten meaty and stinking truths of such enormously important topics as: Bro jobs, lost and found breast implants, emergency room ethics, gluten free bread and the catholic church, bottled saliva sales, the donkey skin trade, donkey sympathy, forcing folks to shop at Target at gun point, blood and violence between Star Trek and Star Wars fans, parents saying embarrassing things on FB, selfies with dead bears, stabbing brains, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 154 May 18, 2017

Giddyup, cowpokes! This is Ice and The Face #154 -5.18.17- and tonight we mount and straddle the most perplexing of human phenomena. Joined by our esteemed colleague, Mr. John Lacki, we strap on our favorite snap bracelets, lower our goggles, and really dig in there. “In where?” you’re asking yourself. Good question And as someone far wiser than I once said; there’s only one way to find out. You’re gonna need shoes for this. Join us as we whip and whinny through such awesome topics as: Children and awfulness, walking on Crocodile River, suing your date for texting, some things that stopped folks mid-coitus, not smiling for a reason, the mystery of frowning, the frork and other mind-blowing food ideas, wild snake kissing, picking your toes for food, ruining a corner of your room with body stuff, going to market with mom’s head, unused human egg jewelry, cocaine and Taco Bell, sologamy, shushing your neighbors with bodily waste, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 147 March 23, 2017

Why hello there! This is Ice and The Face #147 -3.23.17- and it will numb all your life-sores! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, Lord of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! Join us, as we make camp in the dystopian wilderness, observing normies in their natural habitat. Hear us, as we document the findings and make hypotheses on such off the cuff topics as: Failed fast food ideas, people whose reality show was cancelled unbeknownst to them, how to eat your friends, sex dolls equipped with family-mode, big foot meat, etiquette for escaping from prison, finger hot dogs, mysteriously finding yourself on dating sites, poisoning your spouse for sleeping purposes, Burger King chickens, drinking vodka before work by accident, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 142 Feb. 2, 2017

Shiver me timbers! This is Ice and The Face #142 -2.2.17- and it is here to grind the stump of life! Tonight, Sarah and Rick welcome our good friend, wordsmith, and overlord of SuperTMH2.com, John Diptherious Lacki! Together, we sit up in the dark, screaming code words into the night, awaiting the shrieking call of the revolting masses, and after roasting marshmallows by the fire, we slap our knee and he-haw on such wildery and wiley topics as: An ancestor with no anus, fun with extra lips, male pregnancy porn, the oldest prostate stones, Groundhog Day and questionable animal suicide, a father and son beating each over an onion, fun with mouth guards, why you shouldn’t jump zoo fences, an app that helps you find love through hate, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 133 Nov. 17, 2016

YE-YAY! This is Ice and The Face #133 -11.17.16- and it is here to deal with that rash spreading all over your life! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back the master of SuperTMH2.com, John Diptherious Lacki! Together, we traverse the empty dessert of human reason, armed with a leaky Supersoaker 500, a thermos full up with the blood of our enemies, and some very posh draperies, and we assume our ultimate form to uncover the hardcore truths on such in-yer-face topics as: Axe body spray in your mouth, Coca Cola selfie bottles, a woman preggers twice in ten days, sperm with capes, cockroach testicles, dissolving humans, a weatherman who’s an arsonist, an unfortunate mouse, detrimental penis holes, the formerly brain dead, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 120 Aug. 18, 2016

What the dilly, yo! THIS is Ice & The Face #120 -8.18.16- and tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back the czar of SuperTMH2.com, John Diptherious Lacki! Together, we strap on some feedbags, pull on our g-strings with matching cleats, tie some dead squirrels to our belt-loops, close our eyes and swing sticks around whilst maniacally crying slash laughing into the chasm of stupidity, hoping our minds escape the dumbness of such steamy topics as: The chork vs. the spork, manly scents, folks who live as dolls, testicle-biting fish, having cars chronically crash into your house, the Russian mosquito festival, vaginal stoppers, kite strings and broken glass, potato assault, diapered monkeys fighting Walmart employees, a guy who thought he was dating Katy Perry online, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 112 June 23, 2016

jlackiGuess what? THIS is Ice and The Face #112 -6.23.16- and it is here to give you a pickle tickling you won’t soon forget! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back John Diptherious Lacki of SuperTMH2.com & AWESOME TALK! for some dainty yet razor sharp musings! As a team, we strap our goin-out merkins to the outsides of our plaid knickers, slide into the latest glow-in-the dark keds, unbutton the top three buttons of our silk shirts, and run as fast as we can face-first into the brick wall of human insanity to nearly black out on such ludicrous topics as: The ins and out of Fellatio/Coffee shops, pets haphazardly in YOUR sexy situations, banging the road, bodily issue names, chopping yer friends sausage off, mini-pecker and spotted porn, methamphetamine jolly ranchers for kids, filing a restraining order against God, getting your implants popped by an ornery kangaroo, vacuum innovations, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 106 May 11, 2016

Ice and The Face and John LackiHIYA! This is Ice and The Face #106 -5.11.16- and it is here to throw some fuel on this dumpster fire we call LIFE! Tonight, Rick and Sarah are once again joined by Playboy magazine favorite and overlord of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! Together, we strap on our high heeled boots, tie on our C-strings, fill our mouths with broken glass shards, and jubilantly skip through a minefield of such stunning topics as: Ted Cruise in porn, cops who live-tweet, outdated swear terms, selling your nipples and belly button on ebay, mutated sex toys, how to wash your dirty hands properly, America: The Beer, eating corn without ripping your scalp off, farting to fix that pesky heroin addiction, and a whole lot more! Thank you ALL very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings

Ice and The Face Ep. 100 March 29, 2016

Good day! This is Ice and The Face EPISODE #100 – 3.29.16 and it is pumped up and here to learn ya! To celebrate this milestone episode, Rick and Sarah are joined by a special trio of wise men if you will… Tony Tedesco, Stonz, and John Lacki…IN THAT ORDER! Together, we pull on our assless Power Rangers costumes, scrape away at pineapple rinds, drink the nectar of the Gods above, and slowly become slumped over as we aimlessly drift through the wafting scent of the rotting hides of such putrid topics as: Holiday porn, hiding feces in your purse, real live bulls just playing soccer, the sport of Aquarium Designing, semen and goldfish, 3D painting and the roads you drive on, snorting coke while having sex against nuclear weapons, funeral homes that just said oh screw it, defecating in police cars and also chili, and a whole LOT more! Thank you all very much for listening!