Episodes

Ice and The Face Ep. 197 Oct 19, 2018

Welcome home! This is Ice and The Face #197 -10.19.18- and it will swish around your guts with two fists whilst you laugh through your gurgling innards. And tonight, we welcome back, guest with the most frequent flyer mileage, Stonz! Together, we go up in the sky on a single engine plane, breathe in deep the increasingly toxic atmosphere, mutate, remove our parachutes, cross our fingers, smell them, and dive head first into such poignant topics as: Fun with fake ambulances, guys who set up street cones, street cone protection, dildo harassment, fun with a giant inflatable colon, water beds, break-up questionnaires, U-hauling coffins, clam-D-canes, Nebraska’s new slogan, donkey legislation, bankers who play hide-n-go seek at work, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 196 Oct 11, 2018

This is Ice and The Face #196 -10.11.18- and it is here in existence…all for you! Tonight, Rick and Sarah are joined by the King of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! As a combined unit, we don our smartest clothes, place trouble-area items at the top of our action list, and really hit them where it hurts with 100% out-of-the-box thinking…we also unleash a whole other list of less douchey terms which are unrelated to the workplace to bring you the truth on such topics as: Saran Wrap condoms, living phone fingers, finger condoms, what makes a desirable caveman, goofy dead whale disposal, llama photos in place of mail, dead body etiquette, microwaved urine, self abuse with a brick, a guy making real-life deadly booby-traps, ghosts lookin’ for meth, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 195 Sept 30, 2018

HI! This is Ice and The Face #195 -9.30.18- The International Podcast Day Special! Tonight, we are teamed up with Stonz to fill your life with a certain level of importance. Join us, as we trudge through the consistent nightmares of life, chuckling darkly as we bring you some perspective on such topics as: Condom expiration dates, Bluetooth sex dolls, actual cat burglars, googly eyes for fish, eyeball swapping, nether region tortoise finds, penis contouring, mouth farts, Thunder Mountain and kidney stones, a guy hit by a falling sheep, bee/humans hybrids, attacking robbers with dentures, the turpentine body cleanse, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 194 Sept 2, 2018

Good day! THIS is Ice and The Face #194 – 9.2.18! Tonight, we “welcome” back fellow surly world-hater, Stonz! Join us, as we pull on our hazmat suits and trudge forward through a world so stupidly perplexing, we nearly commit group ritual seppuku simply so we don’t have to exist in tandem with it! Jump around in a circle in your underwear while we riff on this and that, opening up your third eye to such important topics as: Condom testing, what constitutes “fleeing”, lally columns, fast food fish creations, cocaine and public wanking, fun with condiments, sex doll brothel pricing, nefarious dolphin behavior, political hopefuls visited by aliens, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 193 Aug 5, 2018

Here we go! This is Ice and The Face #193 -8.5.18- and it is here to examine all your head holes. Tonight, we are “fortunate” enough to have reoccurring guest, Stonz in the house! Woot. Join the three of us, as we camp beneath the stars, breathing in all the diseased air of humanity into our lungs just to yack out some deep insights on amazing topics for you… stuff like: Re-using condoms, issues with a fainting goat at a Walmart, stealing live sharks with strollers, raising money for Kylie Jenner, an Amish Uber, a fly who ruins a domino world record, a fecal emergency light for your car, faking crazy, meth years vs. regular years, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 192 July 26, 2018

YO! This is Ice and The Face #192 -7.26.18! Tonight, we are once again joined by our good friend, Tony Tedesco! Chuckle warmly with us, as we pull on our gas-soaked slippers and tip-toe over the hot coals of regular living just to fish you out a few knowledgeable words on such wonderful topics as: Alternative condom usage, Wegman-iacs, corn nuts, nefarious horseplay, eating your friends nose, jaw power, burglaring Wifi, cosmetic surgery in 1895, an unsuspicious headless body, drinking at stop signs, tearing your own eyes out, Rudy Giuliani and a fecal matter, dangerous public restroom ventures, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 191 July 13, 2018

YOU GOT THIS! Ice and The Face #191 -7.13.18- exists! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back fellow dystopian cynic, Stonz! Together, we grimace hard yet chuckle softly as we dissect the fabric of existence itself. Meld your mind with our words as we verbally run-punch our way through such topicky topics as: Alternate Willy Wonka plots, a literary porn parody of Catcher in the Rye, when your baby is too heavy to save, debris, poisoned food, issues with bath salts, when forgiveness is too much, dating someone who looks like you, calling the cops on yourself, how Hungry Man TV Dinners affect culture, deep fried elk fingers, obtuse ketchup usage, rights and wrongs of hot dogs, turning hair into meat, puking seagulls, the last Blockbuster, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 190 July 9, 2018

Well look at you! This is Ice and The Face #190 -7.9.18- and it will simply harm you! Tonight Rick and Sarah hunker down into a bunker of hate to cheerfully seethe and foam at the mouth, while painfully, yet gleefully, delivering you a unique perspective on such grandiose topics as: Audio-book voice-overs, alternative uses for condoms, tongue-born fish-children, screaming sperm, an alternative Golden Girls story line, a senior citizen takeover, a silicone nipple and milk issue, proper cornhole flooring, a game show that pays student loans, tummy vs. belly vs. stomach, Burger King dirt, a guy who tries to “baptize” his whole family at once, drunk sandwich making, fish pedicures, and whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 189 June 30, 2018

HI! This is Ice and The Face #189 -6.30.18- and it is here to put you in the car, and take you somewhere unfamiliar, and leave you there! Tonight, we kind of welcome back, reoccurring person on the show, Stonz! Together, we delve into the goings on in the world, and black out and overdose on the stupidity so badly, we don’t even know what happened. Listen, as we blather on such greasy topics as: Haunted sex walls, sock machines, sperm ghosts, a guy with exploding shoe cameras, haunted penises, Jurassic Wood, breaking into zoo gift shops, dessert onions, buddy Stonz, an abandoned house on wheels, upcycling, hot fun with bikes, weak dinosaurs, a fatberg museum exhibit, testicles in exchange for an air conditioner, plug-in lawnmowers, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 188 June 21, 2018

Well OMG! This is Ice and The Face #188 -6.21.18- and it is here to tear your mind apart…but in a fun way. Tonight, we welcome Czar of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! Joined together by way of similarly thinking brain meats, we throw down the gauntlet of truth and with our insanely mighty incisors, we bite down, tear flesh, and spit into your face, the juicy truths on such sweet and salty topics as: Coked up eels, fish sperm sacks and human tongues, giving your own home a low rating on Yelp, a kangaroo in Montana, angry peacocks attacking luxury cars, archaeologists at Woodstock, ghost hunting and science, briefcase cheeseburgers, woodworkers who chew their projects, man-caves vs she-sheds, public pool induced infections, roast beef with hand-cleaner seasoning, hot dogs that give black eyes, a bank robber who used his ID, being killed by a coffin, violent defecation, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!