Ice and The Face Ep. 167 Sept. 16, 2017

YES! THIS is Ice and The Face #167 -9.16.17- and it is here to shake you and scream gibberish at your face until you pass out! Tonight, we, Rick and Sarah, pull on our flashiest and most fashionable banana leotards and funkify your evening. Skipping merrily beside us is our blindest friend, Stonz. So strap yourselves in to your roomiest pillow fort and get ready to be whisked away to a miserable world full of whimsy and also depressing topics such as: Sea creatures vs land creatures, emotionless living, butter knife booby traps, a blob of fat and garbage in the sewer, legal farting, rough-housing and horsing around, problems with feces on dates, shooting at hurricanes, nose jobs gone wrong, eating pigeons, cockroach milk, sharks in the basement, breast milk, adventures at the urinal, motel living, extremely long eyelashes, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 166 Sept. 1, 2017

WOAH! THIS is Ice and The Face #166 – 9.1.17! Welcome back to the show. Yes, we know, saying “welcome back” implies that you’ve been away, when, in truth, we are the ones who’ve been gone. Yes, we were missing for several weeks, trapped in a small village just north of the Himalayas. We traversed an ancient land, learning the ways of the locals, sampling exotic delicacies (mostly random animal penis cooked over open flame), and coming to understand that humanity is, for the most part, shitty in every corner of the land. People are filled with the same self-defeating insecurities, mind-numbing small talk banter, and cheerless moments spent with family members they can barely tolerate. It is with this knowledge in tow that Rick and Sarah made their way back to the studio, blind man Stonz accompanying, and sat down to the microphones, ready to return to our miserable land of depression, only to ask ourselves, did we ever really leave it at all? To that end, bask in our joyous light as we dance hither and thither with such epic topics as: Halloween themed condoms, fun with urine, bus stop syphilis, ambulance revenge, parrots who snitch, self-inflicted cinder block wounds, inadvertently fishing for drunks, your dominant ball, found guns, people who put sunblock in their eyes during the eclipse, whitewater rafting for the blind, unsightly folk, prostate fish, penis candles and crystal meth, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 165 Aug 16, 2017

HI! This is Ice and The Face #165 -8.16.17- and it is here to pick your mind-scabs! Tonight, Rick and Sarah, grab some shovels, wear bullet proof vests, and venture out into the jungles of normie-land. With our Rambo knives at the ready, we dig deep through the wet mud and mystery-dung of human behavior, gagging and dry heaving, to bring you some lighthearted this and that on such burning and itching topics as: Lift-tip contraception, unique bathroom troubles, blaming groundhogs for nefarious behavior, John Ritter’s testicles, a bear who stole a Subaru, police helicopters and nude people, burning your house down to get rid of bees, opiates and Pizza Hut, robberies gone wrong, Taco Bell Tabasco Pop Rocks, butt tubes for fireworks, Donkey sex diseases, doughnut burgers, mishaps shaving your nether region, married unknowing biological twins, strip club buffets, banging coconuts, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 164 Aug 5, 2017

YO! This is Ice and The Face #164 -8.5.17- and today, we embark on an epic journey of the mind, of the senses… of the heart. With the accompaniment of Sarah’s cousin, Krystal, we strap on our finest bear-pelts, spikiest post-apocalyptic ruffled bloomers, and head for the flaming hills of what was once referred to as “civilized society” wherein we tackle such explosive topics as: Anti-pervert flamethrowers, fixing your sinuses with butt stuff, touching other people’s food, over-wiping, drunk fish problems, porn store ponderings, cement face injections, wiley tourist complaints, NY orgasm stylists, undeclared meats, getting off to the Emoji Movie, confused crabs and unfortunate oyster imposters, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 163 July 30, 2017

Oh hey! THIS is Ice and The Face #163 -7.30.17- and it is here to cram its way inside your head and donkey punch your thoughts! Tonight, Sarah and Rick walk up to life’s bay window and have a seat, and together, we watch normie-living in awe and simultaneous horror! Careful not to be seen, we bear witness to a plethora of semi-human activities and for your pleasure, add a sort of DVD commentary, if you will, to fill your eager ears with an in depth look at such zany topics as: Goats, gelatin based diets, worshiping mutated animals, shirtless cab drivers, cab drivers with zany opinions, fake eyelashes and insects, a KFC nightclub, the emerging sex doll head market, sad facial recognition tech at Walmart, Prosecco pong, baby fight club, renting sex dolls, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 120 Aug. 18, 2016

What the dilly, yo! THIS is Ice & The Face #120 -8.18.16- and tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back the czar of, John Diptherious Lacki! Together, we strap on some feedbags, pull on our g-strings with matching cleats, tie some dead squirrels to our belt-loops, close our eyes and swing sticks around whilst maniacally crying slash laughing into the chasm of stupidity, hoping our minds escape the dumbness of such steamy topics as: The chork vs. the spork, manly scents, folks who live as dolls, testicle-biting fish, having cars chronically crash into your house, the Russian mosquito festival, vaginal stoppers, kite strings and broken glass, potato assault, diapered monkeys fighting Walmart employees, a guy who thought he was dating Katy Perry online, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 119 Aug. 12, 2016

tonyGREETINGS! This is Ice & The Face #119 -8.12.16- and tonight Sarah and Rick are once again joined by Tony Tedesco! Together, we crush up some collaxion crystals, strap on the feedbags of stupid human activities, and we push some of the most important things you ever heard through a unique filter of flowery language and joyous banter that could only be described by onlookers as intellectual savage blind rage tamed only by utter confusion! Tonight, we dig down deep, to plow through the ins and outs of such pertinent topics as: Unwarranted hemorrhoid surgery, more on performance art, stolen penis pumps and identity, punishment by robot, bacon-nipples, horrors of uncleanliness, fine cashmere socks for your junk, grapple-hook disasters that effect all of us, mistaking cop cars for taxi cars, old-timey profanities, toddlers as weapons, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

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Ice and The Face Ep. 118 Aug. 3, 2016

Woah! Ice and The Face #118 -8.3.16- is here to rock your party-holes! Tonight, Rick and Sarah are joined by their partially esteemed guest, Stonz! Together, we huddle beneath the idiot umbrella, armed with Go-gurt, squeeze-cheese, an AK-47, and frilly lace underwear, and together, we ride a triple-seater with extra-long red, white, and blue handlebar-streamers into the chasm of stupid to candidly speak upon such incredible topics as: Water-park mishaps, dumpster-pools, hoverboard fires, Satanic prayers, sucking a fart in, the Squotty-Potty, Pokemon-Go dildos, making a grilled cheese right or else, false-miracles, millennials in traffic,  giving birth while pole dancing, gang-breast-feeding, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!

Ice and The Face Ep. 117 July 29, 2016

HEYOOO! This is Ice and The Face #117 -7.29.16- and it is here to chew your food and spit it in your mouth! Tonight, Rick and Sarah, armed with a bucket of sun-warmed milk, a beer fruit smoothie, and a vomit-bag from the back of an airplane seat, light a candle, spin yarns, and shoot the breeze on such astounding topics as: Condoms and cleanliness, Cronuts and the dead, Hibachi cuisine and outrage, sensitive adult baby people, cow-banging, glory holes gone wrong, lottery winnings and meth, Chompy-masseuses, defecating yourself to avoid arrest, and whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!